British Liberals Get 'Tough' On Crime

OK, it is well established that the British government is full of fools. They completely disarmed the law abiding leaving them defenseless against the criminal elements. Predictably, crime has skyrocketed hence. Now that they've unleashed the beast, the lame-brain liberals have decided to crack down on criminals by...wait for it... sending them nasty text messages! Yep, that's gonna work...