24 January 2006

Maryland Democratic Party Reveals Its New Power Base

Convicted felons are set to become the new Democratic base in Maryland. We here at Liberal Policy Failure have long understood that liberals are completely devoid of anything even approaching ethics. That assertion has now been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. In what universe should convicted felons have a say in how society is run? The answer is simple
: none. That liberals would happily rely on the approval and support of convicted felons to remain in power is the perfect example of just how morally corrupt they are.

Canadians Wake Up And Smell The Cat Food

After 12 years of domination by the Liberal Party, Canadians have finally said 'enough' to the constant corruption and incompetence of their Liberal Party government. They are tired of their money going into kickbacks and illegal campaign funding for the Liberal Party. They are tired of the steadily rising crime fostered by Liberal Policy Failure.

Canadians Move Right, Elect New Leadership

12 January 2006

Marion Barry; a Shining Beacon...

... of Liberal Policy Failure.

What can we say about him that hasn't already been said?
Let's just let his actions speak for themselves.

06 January 2006

Clinton Shenanigans Don't Add Up

Improprieties in Clinton finances are hardly a surprise, but even after getting caught, something doesn't add up here. The man who arranged & threw this fundraiser says it cost $1.9 Million. Hillary Clinton's campaign claimed it cost $500,000 at the time. Hillary's campaign was fined $35,000 for under-reporting the cost by $721,895. But if you do the math, $1.9 Million minus $500,000 is $1.4 Million, not $721,895! That means there's still nearly $700,000 MORE in contributions yet to be accounted for. That's a lot of ugly pink pant suits folks!

04 January 2006

Barry has "No Animosities" and No Brains

Yesterday, Liberal Policy Failure suggested that Marion Barry would learn absolutely nothing from being robbed at gun-point. Little did we know that Barry himself would prove us correct beyond a shadow of a doubt.

"I have no animosities," Barry declared. "I don't even want you prosecuted, really. I love you. Give yourself up. Call the police. . . . I will do all I can to advocate non-prosecution."

The one thing that makes a difference when trying to reduce crime is taking criminals off the streets. Marion Barry openly states that he will do what he can to make sure the criminals who robbed him are not prosecuted. What a fool. Marion Barry: making DC more dangerous for everyone.

Predictably, like moronic liberals everywhere, he chooses instead to blame inanimate objects for crime. Yet again he called for stiffer penalties for gun possession. It is unclear how this idiot thinks stiffer penalties will make a difference when he openly advocates non-prosecution! At this point it is plainly obvious that Marion Barrys' years of drug abuse have fried his brain.

What would stiffer penalties for 'possession' of a firearm accomplish? You can kill someone with a baseball bat, but there is no penalty for possession of a baseball bat. You can kill someone with a crowbar, but there is no penalty for the possession of a crowbar. How is 'possession' of a firearm even a crime? It's just more liberal stupidity. Until these brainless fools get serious about taking criminals off the streets for the crimes that they commit, DC will continue to be a haven for criminal behavior. Marion Barry fried his brain on drugs and the defenseless people of DC are made to suffer for his toxic stupidity.

Marion Barry needs to resign from public office to make way for someone with the brains to actually make a difference in the community rather than advocate non-prosecusion of the very behavior that is destroying it.

03 January 2006

Food for Thought

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Marion Barry

That statement was wrong when he made it, and it was just as wrong the other night when the former mayor was robbed at gun-point. We here at Liberal Policy Failure cannot fathom how this has happened. After all, Washington DC banned guns 30 years ago. Could it be that criminals have discovered a way around this gun ban, while the law-abiding are left defenseless? Maybe Marion Barry will give that question some thought. HA HA HA just kidding, we know liberals can't think - particularly the ones who have fried their brains on crack and weed.